phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

(Source: unlucky-artist)

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shmoke-what:

Probably the best the internet has shown me all year

shmoke-what:

Probably the best the internet has shown me all year

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

203,856 notes

Heather and Myself :)

bandom-pride:

Cute things to call your girlfriend

1: honey
2: sweetie
3: sugar
4: we’re
5: going
6: down
7: swinging

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samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.



I’m quitting this website

samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

I’m quitting this website

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revoltmonkey:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

broadway-paramore:

a-masterpiece-of-understatement:

When people constantly tell me “old movies are boring.”

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"Old movies aren’t funny because they don’t swear."

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"There aren’t any cute guys."

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"Are you trying to be a hipster or something?"

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"its in black and white"

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"There’s bad acting"

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"the story is pointless"

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lets not forget about Cary Grant

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"the special effects look fake"

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"They aren’t relevant anymore"

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leftfielderintherye:

falconbrunch:

are you feeling it now mr krabs?

I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.

leftfielderintherye:

falconbrunch:

are you feeling it now mr krabs?

I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.

(Source: contraception)

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pantslesswrock:

sherlockedinseattle:

I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT

THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG

(Source: iraffiruse)

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